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Well you're all probably wondering where I've been.
You HAVE been wondering that, haven't you?
I thought so.
Well I'm very terribly sorry for not writing. But see, now that I'm back in my parent's house I am restricted to using the internet in ONE room. And this particular room is not conducive to letting my creative juices flow.
Why, you ask?
It's because I'm staring at a blank wall.
Yep.
It's a nice wall. Lovely shade of beige.
But it's blank. Nice and blank.
And so I feel similarly when I attempt to write anything.
Even now I can hear the crickets chirping away.
*chirp chirp*
See? You hear them too, don't you?
But it is nice to be home again. For the moment I have no job and my summer class has not started so it's very much like being on vacation. And I happen to get along with my parents quite nicely so that's another bonus.
Here's the other reason for the absence of writing-like material: I've been ill.
If you're shocked I just have one question for you:
Have you been paying attention at ALL to these postings??
My body apparently hates me. Seriously, it seems hell-bent on doing me in. First the mono in April and May and now this. And the "this" will remain nameless because it's disgusting and I'm not sharing. Let your mind wander where it may.
Then there's the rather rare neurological disorder that people my age aren't supposed to have. And of those people I'm in the lucky 3% that have the doubly-rare kind.
I also have weird bumps on my head. But let's not go into that.
See? The little men running my insides have pushed the auto-destruct button and are now laughing maniacally as I try to manually override the system.
(I may have watched a lot of Star Trek growing up...)
But sick or not, I'll try to get back to my regularly scheduled posting.
Because I know you miss me when I'm gone.
Right?