Begin at the Beginning

Ah hah!
So, it seems I have begun the process of becoming a regular blogger. Why, you ask? Am I exceptionally interesting and riddled with exciting stories of daring adventures?
No.
If you're looking for excitement I suggest you rent Die Hard. Or ride a bicycle past a grocery store without wearing pants.
I started this blog to inform the general public of my general musings on life. I find them funny so you might too. Plus I have a lot of dreams at the moment; a lot of things I'd like to do. And as none of them are happening yet I'd like to share them with people.
If you're silly enough to read them I think you deserve whatever happens to you.
This particular first blog is, as yet, entirely uninteresting. That is because it's 10:30 and my brain has ceased to work. As I will no doubt eventually explain, my body labors under the impression that I am 90. And about to croak. All I'm missing is the inevitable "old lady" smell.
So that's all for now.
Feel free to leave me a comment and let me know what you think and if you have any ideas as to how I can make this blog better.
Just don't tell me to change my personality.
I've tried; the refund policy is crap.
Until next time.