Because I feel like it

Hello my friends.
Sorry it's been a few days. I spent the weekend more or less comatose. It happens.
I was supposed to spend the weekend studying for my microbiology lab final. Well, that was the plan and we all know the old saying: "The best way to make God laugh is to tell Him your plans."
I just had no energy whatsoever.
So I took said lab final today. Damn those fecal coliforms. It's a conspiracy I tell you.
Because of this unfortunate state of affairs I'm not in the best of moods. So I think I shall list several things I don't like. Yes. It sounds therapeutic. A big long list of things that bug me for no particular reason.
Are you ready? Here goes:

1. People who refuse to give up driving 1960s VW vans. You know, the kind with the flannel curtains in the windows that look like they harbor tiny fleas smoking weed. Come on, people. They're not retro cool anymore. They're child-abductor creepy.
2. People with Jesus bumper stickers or the fish symbols who drive like maniacs. You make the rest of us look bad.
3. Tapeworms. Sick. Just Sick.
4. People who leave trash right next to the garbage can. Seriously?
5. Lotion tubes that won't give up the last ounce. I can't throw them away because it would be wasteful. That's why I have 1800 of them on my nightstand.
6. Toe-socks.
7. People who wear toe-socks with flip-flops.
8. Slugs.
9. Coffee. Why does it smell so good and taste so awful?
10. The aforementioned fecal coliforms.
11. Tomatoes
12. Bananas
13. Seafood
14. Barbecue
15. Pecans
16. Any other kind of nut
17. Squash - technically I'm allergic to it. Why does pumpkin pie smell so nice? To taunt me, that's why.
18. Greek food (no offense to my relatives)
19. Hummus (Is that Greek?)
20. The fact that I'd like to be a vegetarian and can't be
21. Snobby people or people who like to brag about their possessions
22. The fact that my medicine makes Diet Coke taste like poop
23. Bad moods
24. Lists
25. The rare diseases that keep sneaking up on me and making my life not as much fun as I'd like it to be.